Flamin hot cheetos are giving me the runs and it burns what do i do?

Question

i am gonna cry it hurts so bad

Answer 1

Well, you certainly should not give up the cheetos- not worth it, dude. I would apply some topical Novocain to my sphincter.

Answer 2

Haha...that's a new one.

I eat thema all the time and nothign happens.

Umm..drink some cold water and stop eating them

Answer 3

Drink some water and have someone buy you some Tucks pads.

Answer 4

Lesson learnt, dont eat flamin hot cheetos again

Answer 5

It burns from the heat of the cheetos. Just stop eating them and your bowels will return to normal.