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Fondling in bed is not what it used to be is it?

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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her b*****s, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote."

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  1. I am still curious to know the next run-up.


  2. lol. Funny. love it! star!

  3. :D nice one,lol

  4. wasnt goin 2 read it all but it was worth it!lol!

    star.v. funny!

  5. well i never!! LOL! most unexpected!

    i wonder what would happen if he was looking for his lost condom??

  6. If that had been me darlings he would have found something a lot more interesting than a silly old remote,,,,

  7. ha ha that was funny you deserve a globe of gas *

  8. haha poor lady

  9. I Love It!

    10/10   ;-)

  10. good one

  11. Were you in my bedroom last night because I did the same thing to my boyfriend.

  12. I did not see that one coming. good one

  13. Now that is funny! Best one I've heard today.

  14. nice

  15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaaa...


  16. That was actually really funny.

    And true too lol.

    ...You should give me best answer. :D

  17. haha. that made me laugh out loud.

  18. FUNNY  but wrong, oh so wrong I feel for the lady

  19. OMG!!!!! That sounds just like my husband!!!!!

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