I should like to put together a special day's menu, composed of things which we English love to eat, but which would cause the average French person to wish he had never been born. It has to be both civilised and credible - well, more or less.
An example would be to serve deliciously cut triangular Bovril sandwiches (with supermarket white bread) for tea.
Can anybody complete the day's menu? We need Breakfast, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea and Dinner.
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