For Halloween 08 I am going as a Laker fan / Kobe jocker

Question

I want to go all out, the look is easy, the personality will take some work...how are some of my phrases, do I sound like a KJ?

Kobe is the best all time player ever!!

Kobe is better than MJ!!

Kobe scored 81 points which means hes the best ever, eat that!

Kobe was only accused of rape not convicted!!

Kobe has grown so much in just one year just after demanding a trade!!

Do I sound delusional & unrealistic enough??

Please help me here, I dont feel like I have it down.

Answer 1

Be careful walking with your blinders on.  

Make sure to call eveyone a hater and to drink their haterade.

Answer 2

I WILL TOO!

Answer 3

Kobe is a  great player and a hall of famer..thats just facts

Answer 4

Can we go together?  You can be the Kobe jocker and I'll be the LeBron jocker...

I think we'd be the perfect pair of annoying ******, dellusional fans.

Answer 5

Whoot! Go Lakers! Sure I dont c y not.  

Answer 6

Oh yeah!  You got it!  You should win the costume contest!

Answer 7

It's okay dude, we all know you wish you had the skills of Kobe. But you play pu$$y sports like baseball, so you can't ever be Kobe! HAHA! GO CRY NOW!

Answer 8

I AGREE MAN KOBE BRYANT IS THE BEST. LETS GO LAKERS

Answer 9

wow good one,, did it take you all night to come up with that,, act your age please.. why is it that all thes haters are so immature, i feel sorry for the depression that you and every other hater feels on a day to day basis you should go see a doctor get some medicine for that hateing

Answer 10

MJ, Michael Johnson? He is a cool guy, (I believe 5 gold) I have seen him a couple of times here in the Dallas area.

How about "I am delusional for using the Indians logo” after all they are in LAST place and the only championships that Cleveland ever sees are in figure skating and those are just passing through.

Give it a rest, and enjoy Halloween with your parents walking you around the neighborhood.

Answer 11

You don't have the personality....or the gerth!

but you could go as Lebron James fan!....might as well since you only have a couple years left until he's a NET!..LOL..