For a story I'm writing I need a fake made-up potion. 10 points!?

Question

My friend was suggesting by eating Dairy Queen twice in a row(LOL!). So any suggestion. They CAN'T be real!

Answer 1

4 grams Oryx root powder mixed with 1/4 C. water

Slowly add each of the following one at a time:

6 drops extract of Clotris leaf

3 drops oil of Vervin

9 drops Droon musk

Stir gently over a low heat until it begins to bubble.

Leave in a cool dark place for 3 days and nights.

Immediately before consuming add the hair of your sworn enemy.

Answer 2

Drinking or somehow ingesting the water from the fish tank of a Split fish. The Split fish is a rare medium-sized fish that you can get from a fish store. Upon drinking the water is swims in, one can be curse with a personality opposite of your own.

Answer 3

Inversion potion

Answer 4

a few drops of vinegar and garlic