For all Paranormal Believers like me and all the skeptics also.?

Question

The Society of the Paranormal was having a convention and there were several hundred delegates attending. The President of the Society was at the poduim delivering the opening address to all. He asked questions about the Paranormal. "Which one of you has seen a ghost?" 40 people raised their hands. "Now, which of you has spoken with a ghost?" Thirty hands were raised. The next question was posed, " How many have touched a ghost"? Ten hands went up for that one. The speaker paused for a moment, the speaker asked one more question." Which ones of you have been intimate with a ghost"? One hand raised. The speaker asked the Usher to please escort the individual to the podium?

After a few moments delay the individual who incently turned out to be a wee Scotsman in full Kilt and Highlander Regalia, went to the stage. The speaker asked what it was like to be intamate with a ghost. The man looked at the speaker and replied, "Ghost?, Laddie I thought ye said goat."

Answer 1

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 2

lol

Answer 3

For leading your own team in Paranormal

Investigations, I would bet you have them laughing, to take away any fear they might have, well done you.

Have a star.

Answer 4

LOL..

Answer 5

Button apart from you yourself being a top Paranormal Investigator, it is great to see you have a wonderful sense of humour as well, from a Scottish believer well done.

Answer 6

hahahahaha...I thought you were being serious, I raised my hand a couple times....lol (not for the intimate relationships though)

you're funny, you had me going... :-)

Answer 7

My father was a great believer in the Paranormal, have a star you made me laugh hehehe.

Answer 8

You nutter I was getting really interested in that,  no not really but it was funny thanks for making me laugh, you're just one of many who laugh at the believer.

Answer 9

Made me laugh, I think no matter what you do in life a sense of humour, is a great thing to have.

PS I think there is a ghost in my bed.

Answer 10

Bwahaha! A star for you!

Answer 11

very funny buttons, that was a good one.........LOL

Answer 12

Very funny,someday I'll tell you why kilts don't have zippers.With apologies to my many Scottish friends of course.