For all the Crosby haters?

Question

If you had Crosby all too yourself for 2mins. What would you do to him?

I would beat him up soo bad because I think he's a pussay lol.

LOL I POST THE RANDOM QUESTIONS ON HERE! tell me what you'd do to Sidneyif that actually happend. and don't put as much detail because i most likely wont give anyone 10points lawl

Answer 1

2 mins? mmmm  Get a pic and an autograph.

Answer 2

Well I love him so I would have him sign some autographs and give me season  tickets!

Answer 3

You mean Steven Crosby?  (jk) Ask him what it's like sleeping with Mrs Lemiuex and all that, does Mario watch or even know?  You know, grill him like the Wings have!

Answer 4

i like crosby so i would have him sigh a jersey

Answer 5

I like crosby so i guess i would get his autograph and a picture! and tell him he is a great hockey player!

Answer 6

I'd donate my two minutes to Roberts & watch him turn you into a grease spot on the ice. I'd love to see you go two minutes with ANY NHL player.

Answer 7

I would shake his hand and thank him for the publicity he is bring ing to the game. i would also be awestruck to be shaking the hand of the best american player in the game

Answer 8

i DONT like crosby since he gets all the credit on his team.. so i would kick him in the uhhh. crotch. haha

Answer 9

I would talk about how good the Redwings are..............

Answer 10

I would tell him that he's a great player, but it annoys me how much the media drools over him. If he agreed with me I would respect that. I'd also get his autograph and maybe a pic with him.

Answer 11

Let Kimbo Slice beat the living **** out of him for those two minutes.

Answer 12

i would want him for more than 2 min lol

Answer 13

I would seriously try to break out of the room, I can't stand crosby for 2 minutes. I would like to beat him up, but..he does a  size advantage over me, a 16 year old.I'd be tempted to kick him , where it hurts. Although..i'm not sure if he even has any.

Answer 14

i would beat his ***

Answer 15

Ask him for some money from his fortune.

James G: Crosby is Canadian.

Answer 16

trip him then put him in a head lock

Answer 17

I'd force him to listen to 2 minutes of whining by my kids and he could be enlightened as to what he looks and sounds like.

Answer 18

i like crosby so- i would live up the time i had with him and get him to autograph some stuff like his ROOKIE CARD!!!!

Answer 19

I would make him watch video of Nick Lindstrom and old Steve Yzerman press conferences so he can learn to talk to the press after getting beaten with some dignity and class.

I used to like Crosby until watching him after the games in Detroit.  Some of the comments he made will get that poster-boy face of his busted up in a few seasons.  Then after the press conference last night he said some more dumb things.  The Wings have shut him and Malkin down this series.  Yes, he does have two goals in the series, but that's it.  He only has 11 shots on goal in the three losses.

2 minutes isn't enough to teach this kid some class.

James G:  Crosby is from Cole Harbor, NS  in CANADA.

Answer 20

I don't mind him but I would make him tell me his most embarrassing moment and ask all the what is his favorite color, food, sport lol questions lol

I have no idea what I would really do

He's a hockey player, do you really think you can beat him up?

Answer 21

alright u guys are are just jealous because Crosby isn't on your team and he is the face of the NHL and has the brightest future and the closest guy to him is ovechkin why do u think he is a p***y plus you would get your butt kick i hate people like u and the people who answered to but up Crosby he isn't my favorite player maybe the 3rd or 4th favorite Sid is alot stronger and maybe jealous because he has a better future than i don't who you are your the p***y for not sacrificing things to things that could compare to what he has done and will do

Answer 22

I would persuade him to sign with the Leafs (Crosby fan)

Answer 23

I love Sidney! I don't know why anyone would hate him! Oh well, it's really none of my business, though....

I'd probably just tell him that he's the greatest and I really love having him as a Pittsburgh Penguin!

Answer 24

hes not a gretzky  or a mario but he is a canadian we are a hockey country we are champs we are the best there is best there ever will be and best ever, just like our loonie.

Answer 25

I would give him a real excuse to cry... not by a bad call by refs but by a punch to the nuts