For guys only,.what will you tell me before our boxing match,.?

Question

what kind of punch,.strategy,. or combo will you use against me? do you have your own combo?

Answer 1

May the best man win. and after this were going back to my place to celebrate.

Answer 2

Left jab, right jab, right jab, left jab, uppercut. Thats what always gets me by in boxing. then again i dont box as much as some other people.  or you can change it around if you want to.

Answer 3

Kiss you in the mouth.  LOL.    Just kidding.  I would never do that but it worked for my friend.   Seriously.  LOL

We were in Philadelphia at the Blue Horizon.  My friend Lenny admitted he had never been around so many black people in all his life.  I had never known him to show any fear of anything or anyone.  He was a little crazy.  

This time he admitted to being a little nervous.  We didn't always know who our opponent was until fight time.   This dude comes out looking like he just killed his parents.  Lenny had this block shaped head and a chin like Simon Bar Sinister (remember Underdog?).    LOL.  I reminded him that he once took a bat to the face.......................before opening a can of whupass on a much bigger guy.  He was only 5'5" but very tough.  

As the ref gave the instructions,  Lenny stepped forward and kissed the dude on the mouth.  The guy was so angry and rattled he came out swinging for the fences.  He must have missed every punch he threw in the first round.  

He became angrier with each punch he missed.   Lenny became calmer and landed his punches accurately.  He knocked the guy out in the 3rd.  Afterwards the guy's trainer tried to have Lenny disqualified but it didnt go over.   He was allow to keep the win.   It was funny as h**l.