For people who are thought of as funny....?

Question

How can I become funnyer. What are some jokes? How do I know what to say?

Answer 1

Watch Charlie the Unicorn on youtube for inspiration.

There are a lot of kinds of humor. Here's a joke my dad keeps telling:

Maud and Primrose were two old ladies who were best friends. Everyday, they'd play tennis together, it was their favorite pastime. One day, Maud realized that they were getting old and decided to have a heart-to-heart w/ Primrose. It concluded:

Maud: We need to make a deal. Whichever one of us gets to heaven first must do everything she can to contact the other and tell her if they've got tennis up there.

Primrose: Alright, deal.

A week later, Primrose passed away. As Maud was trying to get to sleep, a huge, bright light came into her room.

Primrose: Maud! Maud!

Maud: What's going on? Who are you?

Primrose: It is I, Primrose!

Maud: It can't be, we buried Primrose today!

Primrose: It is I, contacting you as promised! I have some great news, some good news, and eh, some, uh, iffy news.

Maud: What news?

Primrose: The good news is that there IS tennis up here! The great news is that it's always spring so we play year round and we have two matches every day, and three on sunday!

Maud: Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. So, whats the iffy news?

Primrose: Uh... you're kinda scheduled to pitch on thursday.

Answer 2

Watch witty British television like Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Popworld, or Fawlty Towers. Humor, especially sarcasm and wit, is like a language (meaning you can catch on by immersing yourself in it). Maybe you should befriend funnier people too.