Formula 1 driver’s expectations (Part 3)
The top running drivers are expecting nothing less than the drivers’ and constructors’ titles and yes that includes Michael Schumacher and Nico Rosberg as well but since they are from Mercedes, a team that was clearly not one of the top running teams of
the 2010 Formula 1 season, they might have something a little bit different in mind.
Michael Schumacher:
Michael Schumacher, my old friend, he is obviously expecting Ross Brawn to call him any minute and tell him that the team has the perfect plan of s******g Nico Rosberg in the 2011 Formula 1 season. You are so evil you devil you Michael Schumacher!
Ross Brawn: “Hey Michael! I have the perfect plan of s******g Nico Rosberg in the 2011 season. Let’s not put any fuel in his car or maybe, we should put insufficient fuel in his car so that the FIA doesn’t catch us either.”
Michael Schumacher: “Ross! That is the most pathetic idea you ever came up with! How can I win the title if Nico doesn’t help me? You should’ve thought of that! I have a better idea; tell him who’s the boss!”
Ross Brawn: “??? Ok. But who is the boss?”
Michael Schumacher: “You are!! Don’t ask him, tell him to help me or else...! And besides, he doesn’t have a drive anywhere else so he’s pretty much stuck with us.”
*Both of them laugh until they run out of breath*
Nico Rosberg:
Frankly speaking, all he wants is to defeat the 7-time world champion once again. And to do that, he doesn’t have anything but his luck and a consistent car and of course, he wants Michael in an uncomfortable situation... like Michael Schumacher stuck behind
Rubens Barrichello once again. Michael would not try to overtake him this time because if he does that, we all can wish Rubens good bye and pray that he reaches heaven safely.
Robert Kubica:
Renault driver Robert Kubica has had an outstanding 2010 Formula 1 season without a shadow of a doubt. He pushed his car over its limit and as a result, scored 3 podium positions. However, since Robert has finally realized that he has what it takes to take
on the top running drivers, he is also expecting a good car for next season so that he can also challenge the championship runners actively. In order to do that, he might need Flavio Briatore by his side.
Robert Kubica: “Hello Flavio! I have come to help you. We need to do this man. I am getting sick of Fernando, Lewis, Button, Sebastian and Mark coming on the podium over and over again. Even if Michael Schumacher joins them, that won’t do us any good either.
Besides, I know how much you are fed up of that German national anthem with a Michael Schumacher standing on the top of a podium.”
Flavio Briatore: “You just read me like a book Robert. But we would need to work undercover. So are you with me?!?!?”
Robert Kubica: “YES!”
Vitaly Petrov:
The Russian driver on the other hand is more than happy after he secured his seat at Renault for the next 2 years and he is happy with whatever he is doing. All he wants now is to race at the Russian Grand Prix as soon as possible. He might be expecting
Bernie Ecclestone to call him sometime soon and tell him that the Russian Grand Prix is going to take place in 2011.
Bernie Ecclestone: “Guess what, the Russian Grand Prix is taking place in 2011. I kept it as a surprise just for you. It is going to be the first race of the season! I hope you’re happy now.”
Vitaly Petrov: *with a tear in his left eye* Thank you!
(The quotations and ideas above are the writers creation and solely for the purpose of adding hilarity to the article)
Tags: