Fortune indicator... What happens when it falls down straight on bags?

Question

These two ladies were avid anglers who often went fishing together. One of the ladies was much more successful and invariably would catch more fish from her side of the boat.

One day, in frustration, the other lady asked her for her secret.

She responded, "Before I get out of bed I look under the covers at my husband's p***s. If it is laying over to the left, I fish off the left side of the boat. If it is laying to the right I fish off the right side of the boat."

Her partner then asked, "What if it is standing straight up?"

She replied, "I don't go fishing that day!"

Answer 1

har de har har

Answer 2

Good one dude keep it up

Answer 3

I don't blame her I wouldn't go fishing either.  But do tell, what does she do when it falls down straight on the bags?

Answer 4

Very good...

Answer 5

I was trying to think of a comment about worms or rods, but what the heck -- good joke! ~:)>