Fortunte tellers? whats my future?

Question

please tell me =]

Answer 1

Beware of the tall, dark, handsome stranger who will completely swipe you off your feet.

Pay me, and I will tell you more.

Answer 2

I see in your future loads of snarky answers from people who'll neglect to tell you that you're typing faceless on the internet and asking equally faceless strangers to predict your future...