Four million grant to read minds.can you read mine?think before you look?

Question

WTF wonder if they would give me a grant to sit on my keester and see how long it takes to grow to a toilet.did you get it right?did you know what i was going to say?bet half of you said the same three words too

Answer 1

WTF, you read my mind. You win!

Wait a minute, before I look, I think you are thinking the following:

"WTF wonder if they would give me a grant to sit on my keester and see how long it takes to grow to a toilet.did you get it right?did you know what i was going to say?bet half of you said the same three words too"

Am I right?

Now you're thinking I'm cheating. Am I right?

Answer 2

No I can't read minds but my wife can she always always knows exactly what I'm wanting