Frantic man sees the doc?

Question

Frantic man: Doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains

Doctor: Oh c'mon pull yourself together man

Answer 1

Frantic man: "Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses!"

.... "you certainly do, because this is the butchers"

lol

Funny how all these kind of jokes are about men hey!

Answer 2

oh dear still made me laugh x

Answer 3

I like these

"Doctor doctor I feel like everyone is ignoring me "

doctor.... "  Next "

Answer 4

Or maybe he's just hanging around being useful only part of the time.