Freaky guy, from Japan, fake leg but business card says Duke of Cambridgshire. What does it mean?

Question

Short man from Japan, can't speak much english, always wearing a white suit, has either a bad leg, or a fake leg as he walks with a limp, long greasy hair, loads of ear piercings. lives in a really rough area but has Duke of Cambridgshire on his business card.

Bought some shoes off of me, looking deep into my eyes with a smile on his face, and gave me his business card on the back a hand written date, signature, initials and 2 kisses.

Can anybody explain this?

Answer 1

No but you better stay away from him, accept only cash and get your pepper spray handy... ;oD

Answer 2

Are you living inside a William S Burrough's novel?

Answer 3

What is to explain? There are strange shady characters all over the world.

Try not to look at his leg though.. Japanese with bum legs have eerie powers given to them by the god of the sun, Amaterasu, and have a divine mission; To shag as many confused British girls as possible! scary stuff...

Answer 4

At least in Britain, there is no Duke of Cambridgeshire.  Most likely, the guy made up a title for himself to try and impress girls.

Answer 5

Yes there are lots of freaky Japanese guys.....HOW did you know he wasnt korean or chinese???That white suit could mean Yakuza-related....and his meishi alias businesscard could be false,here in Japan you can just print any card with any status in a minute so.....Maybe this DUKE.....personage is manga-related or some anime.....Anyway a japanese wont ever look deep into your eyes,they never smile and they hardly kiss,NOT in public so I quess with Halloween coming up,somebody is pulling your leg...dressed up as this funky Japanese....send him to TOKYO please,we can have a laugh and I will teach him English....