Free Benifits?

Question

My brother lives in the uk now and I am coming to live there soon, he gets lots of free stuff like house and car and other benifits cause he says he is asylum seeker. I will do this as well but what else can i get free, want as much as possible so I dont have to do any work just live free.

Thank You.

Answer 1

I Hope You Are Joking.

If Not, I'll hire assassin to assassinate you.

Answer 2

First of all you must learn to spell correctly and use proper grammar

Answer 3

Shouldn't this question be in Jokes & Riddles, because I assume you're having a laugh

Answer 4

No he doesn't, he doesn't exist.

Asylum seekers don't get any of the normal benefits UK citizens get.  You're just making things up to wind people up.

Answer 5

The most worrying thing is the amount of people who believe this to be a serious question by a real person - not just some t0sser trying to stir up trouble!

Answer 6

work you lazy A*****************er

Answer 7

Firstly, I believe you have just made up this question to try to inflame people here on YA.

Not knowing from which country you supposedly come from, I find your command of the English language too good to suggest you are from outside the UK.

Whether that is the case or not, I note this is your first day at this site, lets hope its your last.

If you are genuine in trying to get here and sponge off those who work hard and pay there taxes and dues, you are not the first and you will not be the last, however I will express a wish that even with the freebies you may (or may not) get, you will not be happy here and end up returning from whence you came.

Even with benefits, you will not have a fortune and you will only get enough to keep going.

I can also pretty well guarantee that you will not be given a car and I very much doubt that your brother did either.

Poseidon

Answer 8

You can tell this is a false question as the questioner can't even spell.

Nice try, fascist boy.

Answer 9

Just ask anyone of the English yobo scum how to do it.

Answer 10

Um thats Great.....

Answer 11

Your Garbage Go Jump Off A Cliff

Answer 12

So you are not really seeking asylum,  you're just a freeloading bum. I hope the committee that coordinates assistance reads this post

Answer 13

you need to be reported to the Home office, NOW, so you be denied entry.

Answer 14

I'm afraid the rules for immigrants coming into this country have changed .No longer will there be the freebies which your brother was able to get.Very strict regulations are now in place to stop lazy people like yourself bleeding the system.Also to gain entry you will be required to have a certificate for certain skills.I'ts not as easy as you think.

Answer 15

trolls should have to work harder than everyone else and get nothing for free.... well, maybe a swift kick in the you know what...lmao

Answer 16

yeah, get on the gravy train like the rest of you lot

Answer 17

no i don't have or get free benefits

Answer 18

yeah right. me thinks you already know the answer to this ----> :)

Answer 19

That a joke?  I sincerely hope so.

Answer 20

Go for it, everyone else does. I dont blame you people from some nasty little commie state with corrupt governments, i blame our government from not protecting us against you.

Answer 21

hmm? you'll not get me biting, Mr BNP.