Freeman wants to know how to become part of my MINIONS, can someone tell him?

Question

Please.

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.

Answer 3

Freeman: Penfold offers more benifits and there is a timeshare in Bora Bora. Also your mark is invisible you blend better.

Don't settle for less.

Answer 4

First you must eat all the parts on any animal larger than a stoat then you must compose and ode to his Stoogeness extolling his virtues and professing your undying devotion and financial support. After you have eaten and extolled you must fill out form 379c-25-28-23699999p/j2 membership application requisition with the th8000-jef*201-6, 2006 revision addendum then you are just a few quick steps from receiving your membership application registration number and from there just a short trip to our offices and we can have you application out to you in just 8-10 weeks. Please allow at least 4 hours processing time. As traffic levels can fluctuate we cannot guarantee actual wait times, Thank you for your patience.

Officiously yours, D.

Answer 5

Freeman run run run run while the running is good.

Its like the skull and fishbone type of ceremony.

first night you will be hoisted onto a beaver-cart and paraded through the streets, while the Stooge virgins (if any left) will circumcise your your tonsils and other parts.you'll then be rolled in molten Pagan temple candle-wax and feathered with fluffin clippings, then you have to sign a contract for life and receive our weekly magazine "10 ways to grin and not grind" for only $7,99

that is a saving of 40% off the regular issue at the news stand, think about it.

And here comes the icky part.... Stooge wants certain favors.

as I said run run run run........

hope that helps.

on third thoughts yes like the idea Todd was mentioning....Penfold offers more benifits and there is a timeshare in Bora Bora

Answer 6

Freeman, don't be so fast to sign a long term deal with these guys. At ®, we offer a much wider range of products and far  niftier hats and polos.

Answer 7

lots of kowtowing and writing silly answers.

Answer 8

I like fried mushrooms and minions. Sauteed in olive oil, a little salt and people...I mean pepper.

Did you explain to him the part where all pledgling MINIONS must intern as proofreaders for all of our posts?

Answer 9

U sure i can/will like to meet all these criteria??

I think Penfold is really a lot more lenient and humanitarian than a puking and farting Stoogie.

But if u stuck two fingers where it hurts, well... I guess ur ROD will need some straightening!!

Thanks Todd but em....yes.... i mean....no.....oh yes......no.....yeah no...... well... yes, no actally.

Perhaps I should stick to being the INDOMITABLE FREEMAN!!!

You all should worship at my feet as i name u one after the other!!

Otherwise........ You don't want the world to come to an abrupt end. do u??