French - Clip Translation?

Question

What does she say in this clip between 01:26 - 01:42?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW07fni1fQY&feature=related

Thanks.

Answer 1

Wiggle is absolutely right, nothing to add, I just give you a star because the actress really made me laugh. It's not French at all but it sounds like it so much! The actress is very good.

Answer 2

its not good french at all. the only words she says in french are "allo" , "ouais je sais" (yes i know), and "je t'embrasse" (it means i kiss you but its used to say goodbye actually). the rest is made to sound french but thats all...

Answer 3

I agree with Wiggle, except that at the beginning she goes "allo, jose c'est moi" which means "hi, jose it is me"