French insults reallly funny??

Question

know any really funny french insults?!?

and pronounciations??

no swear words though..

Answer 1

tu es (you are... well not you, but just 'you are', ... lol) ...

une andouille (stupid person, is actually a kind of saucage)

une tête de noeud (stupid person, litterally a knot head)

bête comme un chou (be as stupid as a cabbage)

un casse-couille (a very annoying person, litterally a nut cracker... the male genital nuts)

un boudin (also a kind of saucage, used to talk about an ugly girl)

une gourde (is a plant, word used for a girl with two left hands)

une lavette (a cleaning cloth, word used for a weak person, with no energy)

Answer 2

no sorry! idk french.

Answer 3

Okay, no bad words, right? But insults are not very funny. It might do for you but not for the people who get those. They would find those bad. Lemme try some:

Vous êtes à court.

Vous êtes si ennuyeux.

Quelle langue était-ce? Alien?

Je suis plus froid que vous.

Tais-toi, vous laide sorcière.

Stinky aisselles, fermez-le!

Cesser de faire ce que les animaux.

Votre bout à bout est bien grande pour que des jeans.

Ne pas près de moi, vous lesbienne.

I Smell autour de quelque chose de stupide. Avez-vous pet?

Answer 4

@Tarah :  none of your expression exists...

Answer 5

«Tu me pompes l'air!»

That is pretty graphic, but not in the obscene way.