French women. Why are you so gorgeous?

Question

French women. Why are you so gorgeous?

Answer 1

They take very good care of themselves/looks on top there are many mixtures with northern arab,french polynesia,mauritius roots etc. - it gives them a great charme!

Answer 2

Because we stink garlic, eat frogs alive, practice gang-bangs even at work, are atheists and have no respect for our parents

"there are many mixtures with northern arab,french polynesia,mauritius roots etc. "

Yeees - I for instance am a MIXTURE of northern caucasian, french kisscool-people, pork-jelly, roots of palmtree, and monkey peanuts - and each sunday morning coming to the zoo,aryan  tourists with a strange duck accent throw me bananas

Did you know that we in France too have pathetic old hags ?

You can find them hung from some cathedral ceilings or frightening children in witch stories - I even strongly suspect some of them to be here to grab remains of compliments on-line - UHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHU - poor you - were you really aware of what you triggered ?

Answer 3

Because you're blind. French girls are selfish and proud too much.

Answer 4

Because when our hair starts to thin, we just comb our arm pit hair up and over our head.

Answer 5

Some men would not cross the road for a French woman, let alone the Channel, and there are gorgeous women all over the world.

Your fondness for France may have given pink spectacles, but it is possible that even those of us that are neither "jolie" nor "belle" may have a certain syle, plus a "Je ne sais quoi" that appeals to you personally.

However, thank you very much for the compliment.