Friday quiz question?

Question

Q; Justin Summers owns a holiday home in Bournemouth which has an A shaped roof. One side of the roof faces north and the other side faces south. The prevailing winds from the north are usually quite strong. The strange thing is that the stronger the north wind blows, the stronger the resulting updraft on the south side of the roof. Therefore, if a rooster lays an egg on the peak of the roof during a strong northerly wind, on which side should the egg fall most of the time?

Answer 1

The updrafts from the north and south sides of the house will most certainly cancel each other out creating a sort of anti-gravity effect which will open a transdimensional wormhole just large enough for an egg to pass through and impregnate a hapless passing roster causing said roster to 'lay' an egg which will subsequently fall back through the wormhole to impregnate another roster in an alternate parallel universe. The real question is which came first the Roster or the Egg?

Answer 2

It's the hens that do the laying

Answer 3

It'll have to have a s*x change first.

Answer 4

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Answer 5

there is no egg, roosters don't lay eggs

Answer 6

Ha, good one, to bad not that many people fell for it.

Answer 7

If the air on the south side goes up, so must the air on the north side or it would accumulate on the north side. So when both sides experience updraft, the action side (north) is stronger then the reaction side. The unlucky ROOSTER which produces an egg from any random bodily opening would see his basilisk containing egg fall to the south.

Answer 8

Roosters don't lay eggs.

*sigh*

Answer 9

Roosters don't lay eggs :-)

Answer 10

Roosters dont lay eggs but thanks for the points xx

Answer 11

Um a rooster does not lay eggs ... this riddle is so old.

Answer 12

Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do.

Answer 13

Roosters don't lay eggs, DUH

Answer 14

roosters are male and can't lay eggs!!!

Answer 15

the rooster is a transgender hails from oregon thus: the rooster is pregnant

and the egg will fall to the north

Answer 16

As you are in a parallel universe, it will obviously fall on the opposite side that it will fall in this universe were hens lay eggs.  Edit and of course if the bird can stand on the roof the egg being ellipsoid should spin and then rest on the roof.

Answer 17

A rooster is male and can't lay eggs.

Answer 18

I second that! Roosters don't lay eggs. It's similar to the 'where do you bury the survivors' quiz.

Answer 19

Roosters dont lay eggs

but IF they lay the eggs will fall downside most the time  ^_^

Answer 20

roosters don't lay eggs

Answer 21

north?

lol, jks