Friend's birthday, poem help?

Question

I'm writing my friend's birthday card, and I need to come up with a funny poem about turning 13. She's a year younger than me, but she's pretty mature, so I need something a bit sarcastic. Since I have no idea what to write, I need your ideas. Thanks.

Answer 1

Happy Birthday

To someone who will be thirteen

you are prettier than a queen

Here is a poem

along with the other things please enjoy them

You are someone who is smart

to your parents you are a sweetheart.

Don't let the good times end

have a nice time with your friends.

Answer 2

It would help if you posted a name.

But without, here is my crude poetic concoction:

Today you evolve from kid to teen

So take in the admiration, all you can glean.

Today's the day to celebrate

Let's not make this date too late

This may sound cliche but still--

If you'll accept it I will

Best wishes, and hope they come true!

Happy birthday to you!

Answer 3

Happy birthday 2 yoooo

                   It means I love you  sooo

                  I want to love u first of all

2 kiss u and thanks  u sooooooo

happybirthday 2 u

im with u

happybirthday 2 u

im 4 u

happybirthday 2 u 2

thanks

Answer 4

Today you turn Thirteen

betcha you think you're a queen

Well, might I say

it is sorta your day

And look at you, you became a Teenager

an that is sorta major

So happy birthday to the queen

of lipstick and blue jeans!