Friend in the Philippines?

Question

My best friend decided to move to the Phillippines for a year or so. She wanted to get away from her douche-bag ex, and also wanted to help people, I guess.

My problem is.... how can I freak her out into coming home? I'm so bored here without her. She has adjusted to the odd food and bathroom procedures. The only thing I know still bothers her is the heat. Please help! (I've stopped grooming because of this.)

Answer 1

Go to the Philippines! It's cheap, it's tropical and you can hang out with your friend. Maybe she can get you to start grooming again ... you know spa and salon services don't cost that much. Seriously, bugger off to SE Asia, you'll love it.  

Answer 2

1.Start grooming again, serouisly.

2.If she wants to be there, and you really care about her, don't try to ruin it for her!