Friends Romans and seniors do you pray according to your Zodiac sign?

Question

The 12 Signs of the Zodiac are symbols for 12

different human personality types. Each Sign has

its own unique approach to life. Just for fun,

let's get a feel for their different psychologies

by making up a typical "Bedtime Prayer" for each

Sign.

ARIES (3/21-4/19):

"Dear God!

Give me PATIENCE

and I want it NOW!

TAURUS (4/20-5/20):

"God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life,

but NOT YET."

GEMINI (5/21-6/20):

"Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...

Who are you?....

What are you?.....

Where are You?.....

How many of you ARE there?

I can't figure you out!"

CANCER (6/21--7/22):

"Dear Daddy,

I know I shouldn't depend on you so much,

but you're the only One I can count on

while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

LEO (7/23--8/22):

"Hi Pop!

I'll bet you're really proud

to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO (8/23--9/22):

"Dear God,

please make the world a better place,

and don't s***w it up like you did the last

time."

LIBRA (9/23--10/22):

"Dear God,

I know I should make decisions for myself.

But, on the other hand,

what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO (10/23--11/21):

"Dear God, help me forgive my enemies,

even if the creeps don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21):

"OH ALMIGHTY,

ALL KNOWING,

ALL-LOVING,

ALL- POWERFUL,

OMNIPRESENT,

EVERLASTING GOD,

IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE,

I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES ---

HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!"

CAPRICORN (12/22--1/19):

"Dear Father, I was going to pray,

but I guess I ought to figure things out for

myself.

Thanks anyway.

AQUARIUS (1/20--2/18):

"Hi God! Some say you're a man.

Some say you're a woman.

I say we're ALL God.

So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES (2/19--3/20):

"Heavenly Father,

as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch

to drown out my pain and sorrow,

may my inebriation be for

Thy greater Honor and Glory."

Answer 1

Loved this very funny.

Answer 2

Great job, Suzie.  Aries fits me to a "T."

Answer 3

My sign is Gas, food and lodging 3 miles.

Answer 4

uncanny ,aries is absolutely true.

and so are the others !!!!

Answer 5

Interesting. As I don't put any stock in birth signs, it still fits me.

Answer 6

Yep, I'm a Virgo, sounds like something I would say.  

Answer 7

No, I do not believe in it. But, I am a Taurus and some have accused me of being like a bull??

Answer 8

I never pray. By the time I've climbed all the way up a huge stair case, probably the biggest in the UK (if not the whole world), and walked three miles across the landing to my bed chamber, which is about the size of a small cathedral, I'm often just far too deathly tired to pray. Because I work really, really hard all day, sometimes 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. Doing extremely urgent and important things from the moment the sun comes up until long after the sun has gone down. Saving the world, and such like.

I dare say that if I'm wrong and there is a God out there he will forgive me though :oP

Kind regards,

Michael,

Absolute, 100% text-book, foot-loose and fancy free Sagittarian (and teller of the tallest tales - evahhh!) LOL ;o)

Answer 9

i pray to the god of eternal o****m

Answer 10

Really good one.  I will be sending this to the family!!!!! My Sippin is just the Tea so i am not true to form!!! hahahaha  Thanks Suzy!