Frog on a log saying?

Question

Ok I heard this the other day," I'd rather be green like a frog on a log than red.... And that's all I heard and I was curious to know the rest and was wondering if anybody else had ever heard this and if so could tell me the rest of it.

Answer 1

and sun burn on a beach

Answer 2

I'd rather be green like a frog on a log,

than red in the head like the d*ck on a dog!