From which platform do I catch the gravy train?

Question

All rich people seem to be riding on the gravy train. How do I get on it?

Answer 1

you can cattch the gravy train at the same platform where the when pigs can fly train comes by. Don't mistake this for the work hard for what you want platform though..that trains a bumpy ride..

Answer 2

the best platform is having rich parents that way you don't have to earn or work for anything.

Answer 3

unfortunately the gravy train is first class... so tickets are rare but are easy to get a hold of... buy a lottery ticket...

Answer 4

University is a good start

Answer 5

Bending over and grabbing your ankles is the first step.

Answer 6

Let me know when you find out!

Answer 7

For most of us it has already left the station............might buy a lotto ticket..

Answer 8

Dont have any friends, work like a dog, avoid a social life, then dont spend any, and inbreed to stop golddiggers.

The only way, then you can invest,THEN live your life, depressing i know.

Answer 9

LOL i like your question, but sadly hunny if i had the answer i would be on the gravy train with you!

Answer 10

haha sorry but this question just cracked me up.when you find out,let me know honey

Answer 11

It starts at Oxo station

Answer 12

get a brain first

Answer 13

You just need the biggest dumplings!!! LOL

Answer 14

you need to get off the gravy boat first

Answer 15

You need to make it to the station first. That's the hard part!

Try Marylebone Stn, Liverpool St Stn, King's Cross Stn, or Fenchurch St Stn as they're all on the Monopoly board!

Answer 16

the platform of roast beef... mmmm gravy

Answer 17

Yep that made me smile.

I always miss that train.

Answer 18

Get a lift with the guy who does the Milk Round at uni, he'll drop you off at the right stop!

;)

Answer 19

Ask Roger Waters (ex Pink Floyd). One of the songs on Wish You Were Here mentions it