Higgins, my gardener, has been complaining in recent months about the local children 'scrumping' fruit from the orchards. Most of the apple trees were planted my Higgins’ grandfather so he is very attached to them, especially the Cox’s orange pippins.
As a young man Higgins could chase the scoundrels with a large stick but his gout and his lumbago mean that he can no longer effectively warn the little blighters off.
I do not want to hire a younger man to replace Higgins (I have a bit of a soft spot for the old fellow and his hilarious gourds always win the ‘rude vegetable’ category at the County Agricultural Show)
Does anyone have any tips I can pass on to Higgins before the old chap takes time off with stress?
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