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Fruit jokes, anyone?

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do anyone hs got any jokes about fruits?

like : lettuce talk

grape to meet you

two pear of socks

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  1. What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he asked her if she wanted to run away with him?

    Answer: "We're too young, we can't elope" Get it like cantaloupe?

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    banana

    banana who?

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    banana

    banana who?

    knock knock

    WHO IS THERE?!

    orange

    orange who?

    ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?!


  2. u quack me up!

  3. hOW ABOUT THIS:

    Turnip up the music, yeah yeah yeah yeah. We are doing a fruity delicious party!! Its full of grapey fun

  4. "wait! come back! you guys make a great pear"

    "that was punny!"

  5. Lettuce begin!

    Orange you going to say another joke?

    Have a grape time

    Seed you later!

    I will squash you

    Berry good

    I can't think of anymore

  6. How about this one..

    turnip the music, it's too low!
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