Full Tilt player here, needs to be staked some $, any1 help?

Question

hey there! my full tilt name is "Tom Lynch" check out my stats, i went broke but i made 12$ into around 200$ before i slowly lost it however i no where i went wrong, i am lookin for a stake of 25$-75$ for 50%-60% of the profits, any1 interested?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

I just looked you up on OfficialPokerRankings.com:

In the last 120 days you have entered 9 tournaments and cashed in one of them.  You came 32/442 players and won $4, but the buy in was $2 and so you only made $2 profit.

You've done better in the single table sit and gos.  You show a profit of $42 from total winnings of $195.  Unfortunately when you factor in all your losses, you are showing a track record of being a losing player overall.

You only finish in the money 18% of the time.  The other 82% of the time you are losing your entry fee.

It doesn't seem like much of an investment opportunity to be honest.