Fun Questions...Which NHL Player Would You...?

Question

Which hockey player would you...

1) ...trust to babysit your kids/pet?

2) ...want to be president/prime minister?

3) ...want to look like (guys) or you want to date (girls)?

4) ...want to see in a bunny suit?

5) ...want to punch in the face, no questions asked?

6) ...want to be your lawyer after you just murdered Sean Avery?

7) ...think is most likely to be a ballerina?

*BONUS: Would you rather want your 45 year old MOM to date 20 year old Sidney Crosby, or your 45 year old DAD to date 47 year old Wayne Gretzky?

**DOUBLE BONUS: Why will you be watching the Love Guru? For hockey, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, or the humor?

Answer 1

1. To baby/pet - sit:  Chris Osgood  (I feel like I could trust him to not go through my stuff, or empty the fridge)

2. Pres/prime: Steve Yzerman - lots of experience being a humble and self-sacrificing leader.

3.  Want to date: Kirk Maltby w/playoff beard - I can't explain it...I've have a minor thing for him, for years.

4.  Bunny Suit: Claude Lemieux

5.  Punch in the face: Madano (he's shifty)

6.  Lawyer: Joey Kocer - I feel like he'd be sympathetic and looks the part of a lawyer off the ice.

7.  Ballernia - Pavel Bure

Bonus - Dad, date Wayne Gretzky...more probably then Sid and my mom.

Double Bonus - I won't be watching it in the theaters.

Answer 2

1) Chris Chelios

2) Jeremy Roenick

3) Mike Modano

4) Jerome Iginla

5) Jarko Ruutu (spelling?)

6) Mike Ricci

7) Pavel Datsyuk

Double Bonus: Humor, but Alba is always good to look at.

Answer 3

1. Sidney Crosby...he seems like a responsible young man. I don't think he likes girls yet so I won't have to worry about him leaving my kids for girls.

2. Gary Roberts for president!

3. I don't want to date any because I don't know them! But like I've said before....Jonathan Cheechoo is one good looking man.

4. Chara.....that's one big bunny.

5. Chris Pronger

6. Marty Brodeur, of course! He'll let me off easy.

7. Sean Avery.....I think he'll be a cute ballerina! I'll go to his recital! ;D

Mom dating Sidney........My dad IS NOT g*y! lol

The humor! And of course the hockey.

Answer 4

1. nick lidstrom

2. Brett Hull

3. Aaron Downey

4. Ian Laperriere

5. Steve Ott

6. Stevie Y

7. Sidney Crosby

Definetely have my dad date the Great one

none of thee above

Answer 5

1) Lidstrom

2) Lidstrom

3) Zetterberg (if i look like him i can get his missus)

4) Crosby

5) none of them

6) Lidstrom

7) Avery

* my mother date Crosby (poor guy!)

** 3 of the 4 =D

Answer 6

1. Lapierre

2. Lecavalier

3. I'm perfect

4. ... ... ...

5. Lucic

6. Brodeur

7. Bal Lerina

first choice

Jessica Alba even if I don't know what it is... lol

Answer 7

1. roenick

2. lidstrom

3. crosby

4. parros

5. pronger

6. brodeur

7. kariya

bonus: dont care who parents date whatsoever

double bonus: no

Answer 8

1. Kotalik..he watches the kids on mommys night out..until he thinks the other babysitter is facing the right way and walks away, leaving them to fend for themselves.

2.  Numminen

3. See the co-procreator at number 1

4. Avery

5. Emery

6. Bertuzzi, seems he gets away with murder

7. Campbell

BONUS: I wouldn't with the curse of my dad on a snake, I dont care if Mama Freckles goes cradle robbing,t hats nothing to do with me.

DOUBLE BONUS: I heart Mike Myers

Answer 9

1.) Nicklas Lidstrom looks trustworthy.

2.) Gordie Howe will transform the United States into a hockey country!  Except he's from Canada so things might not work out.

3.) Valtteri Filppula, except he's engaged or something...

4.) Sean Avery!

5.) Sean Avery, in the bunny suit.

6.) Igor Larionov looks like an evil genius.  He can pull me out of any sticky situation.

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7.) Sidney Crosby.

Oh gosh...Crosby's like my older brother's age.  That's creepy.  But then again my dad seeing a man, even though it's Gretzky, is pretty strange.  What the h**l, it's the Great One.  Go Gretzky!

Not watching the movie...It looks dumb.

Answer 10

sami kapenen (just retired from flyers =[ )

bettman

no idea

rile cote or donald brashear (any tough guy, enforcer, goon etc...

cindy crosby

ron hextall

ovechkin

Answer 11

1) Doug Wilson

2) Ken Dryden

3) Trevor Linden

4) Dave Semenko

5) Ken Linseman

6) Sean Avery

7) Mike Modano

BONUS: I'm closer to 45 than either my Mom or Dad--but I'd go with Mom/Crosby.

DOUBLE BONUS: If I have to choose one, "Humor".

Answer 12

1) hmmmm, almost any of the guys on the Avs

2) Boy, I don't know. I bet Ian Laperriere would do pretty good

3) Ooooooh, there's tons of NHLers who are very attractive, but there's only one I really want to date, and who he is a  secret.

4) HAHAHAha! I'm gonna say, Scott Parker.

5) Hmmmmm, I guess Todd Bertuzzi.

6) What a Q! I'm not going to murder anyone.

7) I don't know, Colby Armstrong kinda has the best build for it of anyone in the league.

* I'm not going to answer your first bonus Q

** I don't really plan on watching it, but it I did, I guess it'd be for the humor.

Answer 13

1) brendan shanahan. he has kids and seems trustworthy

2) hossa

3) marc staal <3

4) malkin or crosby!!!

5) brodeur maybe.... idk

6) that would never happen because i love sean avery

7) crosby.. hehe

bonus) i guess my dad dating gretzky because i def. would be toooo jealous seeing my mom with crosby!!

double bonus) yes for hockey and humor

that was fun  : )

Answer 14

1. The Lady Byng himself- Pavs

2. Chris Chelios

3. SID- that way I could go out and tarnish his reputation forever so I dont have to hear about him every hockey telecast!

4. All of Pittsburghs team and fans!

5. No one has provoked that kind of action on me yet

6. Lidstrom (great at defending)

7. Briere

I wont be watching it until its free on  the net or TV!

Answer 15

1) Nick Lidstrom

2) Chris Chelios

3) Hank Zetterberg, hot Swedish model on the arm included.

4) Chris Pronger

5) Chris Pronger

6) Nick Lidstrom

7) Chris Simon

Bonus: 45-year old Mom dating Crosby would need less psych therapy.

DB: I'm a guy first and a hockey fan second.  It will be for Jessica Alba.

Answer 16

1) i have a feeling all my pets would end up dead no matter who i choose...

2) Gary Roberts

3) Sidney Crosby

4) Henrik Zetterberg

5) Henrik Zetterberg

6) Ryan Malone... he is one tough dude who won't give up : D

7) Henrik Zetterberg

*wow you're cool

**hockey humor

Answer 17

trevor linden for prime minister

Answer 18

Iginla

Iginla

I will leave tha one for your imagination

Avery

avery

Iginla

Chara

MOM

Hockey and Mike Meyers, alright ill admit, jessica alba, butdont tell my girlfriend

Answer 19

1. Manny Legace

2. Chris Chelios

3. Brad Boyes

4. Sidney Crosby

5. Sean Avery

6. Marty Brodeur

7. Sidney Crosby

Bonus- My mom

Double Bonus- seems like a dumb movie...

Answer 20

1.  Kris Draper

2. Chris Chelios

3. Date- lol- none- they all like their puck bunnies- so will admire from afar!  

4. Chris Pronger..oh wait- he already wears one...lol

5.  Jordan Tootoo or however you spell his last name.

6. I wouldnt do that- I happen to be one of the few who like Mr. Avery- so I will say after I murdered Gary Bettmen, I would like Chris Chelios to be my lawyer.  Since he is president, he can pardon me anyway!  ;)

7.  Sergei Federov

*I would want my mom to date Sid the Kid!  Go for it mom- Hes rich, hot and he can play hockey!  Then you can punish him when he whines!  lol!

*Love guru- the hockey of course!!!!

Answer 21

1) Vincet Lecavalier

2) Ken Dryden

3) Darius Kasparitis!

4) Crosby? Not sure what you mean by this one

5) Chris Neil

6) Dryden again, he can get me out of it

7) Garnet Exelby (There's no Thrasher fans here so I can get away with that)

*No thanks.

**Not sure yet. Looks funny, but really stupid. Huh?

Answer 22

1. umm?

2. ovechkin

3. toews

4. crosby

5. im not capable of punching people in the face

6. Anyone!

7  iginla

*mom to date crosby then i'd get to meet him maybe he'd dump her once he saw me hahahahaha jk!

** hockey sorry seems like a dumb movie

Answer 23

1. hmmm

2. gary roberts

3. patrick sharp

4. crosby, he would attract so many more pbs

5. avery

6. gary roberts

7. gary bettman

* my mom is so nasty and gross i wouldnt let sidney crosby date her

** hockey

Answer 24

1. Sidney Crosby..he's so mature

2. tuffy...Henrik Lundquist..he's got guts

3. the nice ones...Armstrong..Price..M. Staal

4. Avery

5. Upshall

6. wouldn't need one...judge would be a Pens fan and let me off the hook

7. Fleury...he's soooo flexib;le..i kinda like it ; )

Bonus: Eww...I can't

Bonus 2: I won't be!!

Answer 25

1. Glen Murray.

2. Mike Madono.

3. Zach Parise.

4. Sidney Crosby.

5. Sean Avery.

6. Martin Brodeur.

7. Hal Gill. (They made him take ballet lessons to improve his balance)

Bonus: ...Sid.

Double Bonus: I won't.

Answer 26

1) Datsyuk :-)

2) Lemieux

3) Mmmaximmm Lapierre hahaha

4) BRODEUR

5) Jags

6) Ovechkin, he could win the judges decision for me, haha :-)

7) Osgood could make Sasha Cohen jealous[I'll make him a figure skater instead of ballerina :-)]

Bonus: I don't have a mummy or daddy, so my Gram could date Crosby, hahahaaha

Bonus2: I am refusing to watch that already failure of a movie...ugh

Answer 27

1) Nick Lidstrom

2) Steve Yzerman

3) Jonathon Toews...Cutie Pie

4) Ryan Malone lol

5) Todd Bertuzzi

6) Joe Thornton or jarome Iginla

7) Sean Avery

*I'd rather have my dad date Wayne gretzky lmao

The Love Guru ....Well first of all, I wanted to watch it because it had hockey in it, Then Jessica alba was the second reason because she's so gorgeous, and thirdly because Mike Meyers is hilarious.

Answer 28

1. Michael Ryder

2. Saku Koivu

3. That's a toughy,

Erik Christensen or Mike Johnson or Maxim Lapierre

4. Sidney Crosby

5. Darcy Tucker

6. Sergei Gonchar

7. Sean Avery

Bonus - Mom to date Crosby &

I won't be watching it, it looks like the stupidest movie ever!

Answer 29

1.  Why does something make me want to say Pat Kane?

2. That's way too much to think about

3. I love Paul Gaustad ;)

4. Chris Neil

5. Sean Avery

6. Chelios

7. Sean Avery ;)  Such a pitty, pitty wittle girl!

* Mom to date Crosby

** I don't want to see that movie

Answer 30

1. MArleau

2. Joe Sakic

3. I don't know, I am straight.

4. Again, I am straight

5. Todd Bertuzzi

6. Martin Brodeur of course!

7. the way Cheechoo skates its gotta be him! lmao!!!

Answer 31

1. zdeno chara... nobody is going to try anything with chara around!

2. Steve Yzerman... heck, i wrote him in for our governor election in michigan!

3. Hank Zetterberg... he's a stud.

4. Peter Forsberg... i don't know why... big red-headed swede in a bunny suit seems comical to me.

5. nobody really... i'm a peace-loving guy... i guess if i had to pick one, it would be someone who i knew wouldn't mind... ha!...umm... jordin tootoo... he would just laugh at how sissy i was.

6. brendan shanahan... he's just a crazy, funny guy... no judge in the world would sentence me to prison for that 'crime'...so, i would have fun hanging out with shanny.

7. Pavel Datsyuk... he moves his feet better than anyone i've seen.

*. mom date sidney, marry him, then divorce him and take half of his money! wooha!

**... i will see it on dvd... i like mike myers.