Fun at Arsenal Coach Arsene Wenger’s house
Worried about the Premier League title and some other major fixtures, Arsene Wenger texts and send facebook messages to the top Arsenal players, saying, “Dear injured and the few fit Gunners, I invite you all to my house on Sunday for a little recreational
activity related to football, which will begin at 11:00 am. Anybody who fails to join will have to run backwards in a training session for at least an hour.” Meanwhile, Wenger asks his youth team to clean the top floor of his home.
The Frenchman calls his friend Timothy and asks him to arrange five television sets. Timothy replies, “Five televisions? What are you going to do with them? Are you quitting football and thinking of opening a sports bar? ... I know one who can provide you
with very good vodka.” Wenger replies, “I want to do an activity, my team is playing PlayStation at my home.” Timothy asks, “So where are the PlayStations coming from?” The manager calmly replies, “My son and his friends will get me few, you just think about
the TV sets and make sure you send them before Saturday evening.” With this he hangs up... beep, beep, beep...
On the other hand, the Gunners are texting each other. Curious to know why, for the very first time, their manager has invited them home. A few players don’t even know where their boss lives. The young Gunners ask their captain Cesc Fabregas, who explains
them the address but does not know why he is asked to be there. A rumour spreads that Wenger wants to increase the weekly wage, but soon the idea gets dumped, with players saying “Yeah, right”. http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Samir-Nasri-c32360, “New birth... little Wenger?”
Nasri giggles and replies, “Nah, boss is too old for such adventures.”
Sunday 11:00 am – Wenger’s Home
Everything is set, and the ‘confused’ but punctual Gunners start to arrive. http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Andrei-Arshavin-c5771 gently elbow’s Theo Walcott’s ribs and whispers in his Russian accent, “look at da home. So large. Now I know, why mishter-Wenger don’t buy new players.” One by one,
the players enter in and start to go to the first floor. A few injured players are supported on the stairs by the other fragile Gunners. The manager loudly said, “Careful, I don’t want more injuries in my camp.”
Everyone gathers in the hall where the five televisions and PlayStations have already been set up. The Gunners settle on the couches, bean bags and other sitting arrangements. http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Alex-Song-c4804, with his ‘funny’ hairstyle, sits on the rocking seat. The manager shouts,
“Hey you... that’s my seat!” Song stands up and replies in his n***a-accent, “Areet bruv Areet, chillax ma’man...” and sits on the floor with the quite lad, http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Johan-Djourou-c18779.
As everyone is settled, the manager comes in the middle of the hall and welcomes everyone and states the purpose of the activity. He said, “I know we have won the last game against Leyton Orient, but the painful defeat against Birmingham City still haunts
me. Now, I want my top team to get on the PlayStation controllers and choose a Carling Cup completion. You people have to play against ‘Birmingham City – computer opponent.’ Hit them hard... HARD, HARD, HARD! ... The player who wins with the most goal difference
will be awarded... I want this final. I want to end the trophy drought. The manager kept on shouting as the players kept looking each other.
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