Fun & silly French phrases!!?

Question

One of my best friends is heading off to Paris for 3 months, to work. She doesn't have a lot of French, but for her leaving pressie, I thought I would put together a "useful" French phrase book, of silly & fun things to say.

Does anyone have any "interesting" phrases I could put into it... e.g. "I need to find the nearest s*x shop. It is an emergency." and that kind of thing. Even really obscure like "I am hungry for some loving".... Ha ha!!

Many thanks!!

Answer 1

La sourie est sur la table.

A mouse is underneath the table.

Answer 2

Je parle francais comme une vache espagnole! ..If she pronounces this correctly,she will become the most popular person within her entourage??

Answer 3

Try the links below - learn French free

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CPhdIVZ9...

This Google link gets you a lot more free French lessons too

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=na...

If you or your friend need to translate from French to England to French etc. try this Yahoo translator - it's free

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

Using the translator above, I've created this - you can try translating it back into English using the translator. . . .

Il n'est pas difficile d'apprendre le français. Plusieurs des mots en anglais sont d'origine française - it' ; s juste que nous les prononçons différemment. Voici quelques mots français dans l'anglais. Boeuf, police, presse, le parlement. Pas beaucoup d'utilisation, mais là sont des centaines de plus.

Strange effect with written French is that when it is written all in capital letters, it looks remarkably like Latin.

Answer 4

.voulez vous couchez avec moi?

- do you want to sleep with me

les boules

-the balls

Answer 5

http://www.fakemoustache.com/funny/frenc...

Answer 6

Tu as des beaux nichons.

(to ah day bo nishon)