Funniest Family Guy Moment?

Question

Funniest Family Guy Moment?

Answer 1

When Peter has his first f**t

Answer 2

i love the four peters!!!

theres four peter griffins standing on stage and they start performing a classical piece of music in peters laugh

hehehehehe.

i cant never pick a favourite one though.

every family guy moment is awesome :)

Answer 3

Stewie to a hooker at Quagmire's house.

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"So tell me is there any tread left on the tires or at this point at all, or would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

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Runner up: Peter as Jaba the Hut.

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"Raja naba doo-a goola wookie nipple pinchie"

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Answer 4

My absolute favorite is during the spoof of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when Peter is running home with his silver scroll and he falls and sits there for forever rocking back and forth "Ahh...ahh...ahh" ah, great times. It cracks me up every time.

Answer 5

When the kool aid guy says OH YeaH you can watch any family guy episode from the link below

Answer 6

There are no funny moments in Family Guy

Answer 7

When Bryan is making a reference to something awkward and says "it must have been as awkward as Abraham and his son coming off the mountain" and you see Abraham walking back down the mountian with his son and his son says "what the *uck was that all about?"

Answer 8

there are like 1,345,398 funny moments lol here are a few...

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):

Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy b*****d with his d**n Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar s***k ladder!

Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?

Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.

Peter: What?

Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.

Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?

Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.

Peter/Lois: Argh!

Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...

Peter: Argh!

Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.

Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!

Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.

Lois: Oh my goodness!

Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.

Peter/Lois: Oh!

Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.

Lois: What?!

Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-

Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?

Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.

Man #1: [Lois and Peter are watching a Sam Adams commercial on TV] I'll have water, please.

Man #2: I'll have water too, but with lemon, please.

Man #3: I'll have a Sam Adams, please

Man #4: It's 9:30 in the morning!'

Man #1: And don't you have an outstanding DUI?

Man #3: Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth.

Man #4: [pause] I'll have a Sam Adams as well.

Sam Adams: Samuel Adams! Always a good decision!

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have s*x with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

Answer 9

When Stewie and  Peter go upstairs and go in the bathroom when Lois is using it and get her wet with the garden hose until she falls down the stairs.

When Lois asks Peter to get her a jar and Peter accidentally drops the jar on Lois and Stewie starts laughing so Peter keeps throwing jars at Lois.

When Peter and Stewie kidnap Lois then the throw her in the car and they dump the car in the lake with Lois .

Answer 10

There's nothing funny about it...it sucks....

Answer 11

i cant remember an exact one but its always funny when  stewie tries to kill louis ... ha ha

Answer 12

Well, there's so many more than just one!

Episode: PTV - I love the FCC song but some the quotes that totally made me crack up were:

Lois: "The side-boob hour"!!!

And (in a DVD exclusive scene), a parody of MTV's Jackass called Douchebags, which ends up traumatizing Stewie when Peter craps off a bridge and it inadvertently lands on Lois and Stewie whilst driving.

Later, Stewie is shown quivering in the corner muttering, "Turn off the windshield wipers, it's only making it worse."

Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.

Great Episode!

One other moment that had me on the floor was this:

Lois: “Peter what are you doing in the fridge?”

Peter: “There is no Peter, only zuel”

I was done...

I also love the episode: "And the Wiener Is..." where Peter is jealous of Chris's large "extsion".

Answer 13

When Chris is shopping with Lois and he gets dragged into the milk refrigerator by the guy from that old A-Ha music video and becomes entangled in the chase scene from it with the song playing and everything..He finally gets out of it and ends up back in the store and then Lois says "Chris,where have you been?" and he says all scared,"I don't know!"