Funniest Maternity Shirt Saying?

Question

What's the funniest saying you've seen on a maternity shirt?

Answer 1

My favorite one says "This is NOT the threesome my boyfriend hoped for!"  

Answer 2

I bought my very pregnant friend a t shirt saying Virgin.

Answer 3

I have a pink one that says-

I should have just given him a bj. (spelled out)

Answer 4

My favorite one said.

Don't blame me I am having a hormonal moment.

I wore that shirt every chance I got.  

Answer 5

I guess it is pretty straight forward, but I plan on getting the shirts that say "Knocked up" on them.  I want to wear it when I give my parents and in-laws the news. :)

Answer 6

i have a few really cute happy bunny maternity shirts that always give people a good laugh...

"pregnant emergency! administer ice cream IMMEDIATLEY!"

"you sure you want to start with the pregnant lady?"

"mood swing in progress...please stand by..."

"am i glowing yet?"

"relax, it's not yours!"

Answer 7

Proof that the pull out method doesn't work.

Touch the belly, lose the hand.

I'm pregnant....

Give me ice cream!!!

Answer 8

"Does this baby make me look fat?"

Answer 9

Well, it is not that funny, more along the lines of "shocking" - it was a tshirt being worn by a pregnant woman who was smoking. The shirt had an arrow pointed to her big belly and said "Smoker On Board".

See, I told you it wasn't very funny.

Answer 10

my husband bought me a few funny t shirts they say

Touch the belly lose a hand

Im fat because im pregnat whats your excuse

and they have this shirt that i didnt buy that says all daddy wanted wanted was a bj and one that says all mommy wanted was back rub...