Funniest period story??

Question

hey im kinda sad and bored rite now so like wuts ur funniest period story :D

Answer 1

I was in my early 20's and out on my first date with a guy , I was dressed in a nice pair of white Capri's and a pink & white top, looking pretty good and feeling kinda s**y, with this hot looking guy next to me.

I was not expecting my period, nope not a thought about it , was not the time of month LOL boy was I wrong!  As I got up to leave the table at the restaurant we were at, he was walking behind me and   all of a sudden he had taken off his shirt and was wrapping it around my waist and I could not figure out what he was doing until we got outside and he politely informed me that the back of my nice white pants were all full of blood. I was so embarrassed, he had a extra work shirt in the back of his car for me to sit on and he took me  home and I changed and we continued our date, spending the rest of the day together.

Answer 2

My friend stayed home today because she got her period and she has really bad cramps and she hasn't told her 14 year old brother about her period and he comes in and says "Oh your so lucky you had your period, you don't have to go to school!" And she says, "How did you find out?" Then he says, "Duh, I saw all this c**p in your trash can!"

At least I thought it was funny!

Answer 3

lol in fifth grade, our school nurse came in and asked us if we knew what a period was. this girl raised her hand and was like, "isn't that when they cut you open and take babies out?" everyone was just staring o_o