Funniest "lorro" quote's?

Question

Funniest "lorro" quote's?

Answer 1

none are funny

Answer 2

What about this one from Nufc striker Mark Viduka?

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league."

or Peter Reid

"...and we all know that in football if you stand still you go backwards."

or my favourite from West Ham legend Trevor Brooking

"That's football, Northern Ireland had several chances and didn't score but England had no chances and scored twice."

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink - "The keeper left his hands at home"

Peter Drury - "Angolan keeper makes a horlicks of it"

Clive Tyldesley casting doubts over Celtics Shunsuke Nakamura's gender - "Kewell is always prepared to take on his man, but didn't fancy his chances against Nakamura."

"They'd better take away his bootlaces, his belt and his tie after that."

Lawro Talking about Mick McCarthy.

"He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle."

Mark Lawrenson

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Terry Venables expects a predictable outcome

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip."

John Motson

“I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.”

Ian Rush

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

George Best

"Rooney's touch is so good it's like he's got velvet gloves on his feet."

Iain Dowie

"One bus! You've only got one bus!"

A chant made by the Aberdeen fans to the very few Kilmarnock fans that travelled up north to see their team get beat

"Look how young they look. I hope the physio has some Calpol in his bag."

Mark Lawrenson before Arsenal's kids beat Liverpool 6-3 in the Carling Cup

“Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams.”

Kilmarnock fans to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia

"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful"

kevin keegan

David beckham: yeah im definatly gonna christen brooklyn, im just not sure what religion yet.

Answer 5

none are really laugh out loud are they..................