Funniest things you've said or heard?

Question

What are the funniest things you/or your friends have said when you were "under the influence" ;) (drugs)

Answer 1

so many to choose from ;]

hmmm....many that end in, that's not what she said last night

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

"Shut your mouth when I'm talking to you."

"Friends are like potatoes. You eat them and they die."

"Helicopters don't fly. They're so ugly, the earth repels them."

"Don't mind the blonde moments. That's just the hot pockets talking."

"It doesn't get much deeper than soda and yogurt."

I could go on and on, but you get the gist.

Answer 2

you are nuttier than a squirrel t**d!

Answer 3

I think anyone who has done drugs is funny.

[and dumb]