Funniest/worst/most regretted thing you have ever done when drunk? (if you can remember)?

Question

I'm only 18 and so far:

I've cycled and fell off...

Flashed cars whilst standing on a roundabout...

Dived into bushes...

Orderd 14 cheeseburgers... And ate some but stuck the rest to windows...

Fumbled with someone I wish I hadn't...

Almost peed in my parents room :S

Came onto a female teacher...

....I regret alll!

How about you people?

Answer 1

i don't really regret too much about being drunk, but i have gotten punched in the face while drunk, fallen off a bike, fell flat on my face a couple times and that's about it, but I'm only 16, so I've got plenty more regrets to come my way

Answer 2

-Making out and having intercourse under less than desirable circumstances; the worst being a co-worker (nice person, but it was horrible at work the next two months!).

-Inappropriate urination; let's just leave it at that.

-Deciding to videotape running about drunk...very poor idea.

-The worst...driving a car.  Got home without harming anyone, but had the worst regret the next morning and felt bloody awful for it; I took a picture of my car parked in two spots and carry it with me as a reminder.  Easily the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Answer 3

I was on the Gulf fishing.  We pulled the boat out and I had to pee like no one else's business.  I found a nice grassy area in the dark and yanked down the panties.  Weeelllllll, my boyfriend had a SPOT LIGHT and found me weeing in the grass in front of the WHOLE d**n yatch club!

I was 18 and stupid then.  I have also slept on rocks, on the hood of my car, under pool tables, in the road and numerous other places.

Stupid is......

Answer 4

You're off to a fine start! I think you have enough regrets that you'll be "good" for the rest of your life. I hope you're letting us all know as a warning and not because you're proud.....right?

My biggest drunk regret:

I spilled two shots of expensive tequila on some lady who was dressed up really nice at a latin dance club.  Then I puked right in front of her. I acted like it was no big deal.  I know my limits now and don't permit myself to act like a jackass anymore.

Answer 5

wandered round shirtless round the street shouting about my manboobs

peed in my best mates living room  twice seperate nights  

ate bacon raw

roll on floor in a fit like state  and done that spinny woop woop thing of of the simpson movie

chatted up my best friends auntie

asked the two toughest girls in school for a threesome

broke my toilet seat (still dont know how)

played knots and crosses on my comatose friends back with cream then fill his shoes

wake up 4 miles outsidemy  home town in a feild with a bull in it

and i dont regret a thing

Answer 6

slept with chads mom

Answer 7

slept with a fat chick. it wasn't really the s*x i regretted, it was getting caught by my roommates that was regrettable. they never let you live that stuff down.

Answer 8

drank a half bottle of jd 6 cans of beer an 3/4 bottle of uzo..which  i cant remember...p**sed all over my friends bathroom floor and then passed out in his bathtub!!

Answer 9

maybe you should not get drunk so much and have so many regrets!

mine are stripping, having relations with someone i shouldn't and bad circumstances resulted.

and 2 hospital trips for stitches for FWI.  (falling into sharp objects while intoxicated)

Answer 10

oh lord - quite a few:

slept with someone way overweight on the beach (woke up with sand everywhere and a missing flip flop)

made out with someone 20 years my senior!

ordered 10 (yes 10) pizzas for like 5 people

fell asleep on my kitchen table where my parents found me the next a.m. - they were not happy

sprained my ankle stepping off a curb and couldn't practice basketball the next day (that was in college)

peed in a friends room - in her drawer (no clothes were in it thank god)

the list goes on....

Answer 11

this wasnt me, but after too many drinks my b/f fell out of the golf cart while driving it and the golf cart just kept going

one of the things i do is i blab to people about my personal life and too much info gets out....something i dont normally do

i've driven into the ditch once...thank goodness no one was hurt

i've flashed my goods

i puked all over myself in front of an entire party after that one last shot wouldnt hold.....then when we got home, my b/f's brother carried me to the house and i puked down his back

Answer 12

Held a guitar hero guitar and sang about how hardcore I was.

Sang songs from The Sound Of Music.

My usual try to be philosophical or go on about some sociopolitical concept I am incapable of articulating.

Do the 'grudge thing' down the stairs, mind you I've never watched the grudge, and don't remember this.

Rode a brakeless bike around a skatepark.

Came on to some chick.

Flashing

Just been an all around a*****e and woke up people in my house when they had to go to work in a couple hours,

Accidently let the dog out and me and my friend had to chase her all around the neighboruhood.