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Funnnnnnnny joke!????????????

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This is worth reading!

by the way I'm a r****d so i don't know how to word this story! bits might not make sense!

One day, just after bob's 40th birthday. He decided he was going to visit his old grandfather up in the mountains.

When he got there he noticed that the windows where quite dirty. but any who he went on in and had lunch with his father, while he was eating he noticed that the plates where as dirty as the windows. then he also noticed the forks and knives.

He said to his Granada, "hey grandpa, these aren't really all that clean!" and in reply he said, "why im sorry but thats the best Cold water can do!"

After dinner he started to clean up, but his grandpa said, "leave that, cold water will do that"

So soon enough he left for home, but on the way to his car. A huge slabbering dog started jumping up on him and l*****g him. His Grandpa saw this and called "Hey cold water! Get down!"

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give it a star if ye liked it :D

Sorry for the retardedness in it. ):

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  1. Cute, very cute :)


  2. IDK about everyone else, but I thought it was cute!!

  3. haha thats kinda funny

  4. I don't understand the dirty windows.. But he lets the dog l**k off the plates to clean them? Ewwww that's disgusting lol D:


  5. stupid

  6. Lol, good one

  7. i guessed the ending... never a good sign!

  8. I will give you 5 stars

    Congrates

  9. It's not bad.

  10. **crickets**

  11. sorry not even the slightest funny but thanks for the 2 points  

  12. I can hear dogs barking in the distance

  13. Meh...it's cute

  14. Dislexia is spelt Dyslexia. Thats ironic.

  15. lol,

  16. Like it.

       A night burglar heard a voice saying 'Jesus is watching you'.  He panicked, but when he shone his torch around, he saw a parrot. 'Oh, so you are Jesus are you?" asked the burglar.

        The parrot replied., 'No, I am Polly.  Jesus is the rockweiler'

  17. well ur retardness ruined this joke ..i have heard this before ...try to fix it or just delete !

  18. Pretty good joke, never heard it before.

  19. its funny..

    and heard it before

  20. Hahaah thats funny.

  21. He-he

    xD

    Dislexics Are Not Retards.

    My Little Brother Is Dislexic

  22. Not even averagely funny!

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