Funnny comebacks?

Question

like funny not really serious. but if someones joking , and says

'You're retarded"

or "Your trashyy"

or "your a s**t"

or something

whats a good comeback

THATS FUNNY and will make them laugh

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Answer 1

"I've been called worse by better."

"Wow! I bet you were up all night working on that one."

Answer 2

Just because you're ugly, doesn't mean your bad.

Just because you're fat-mouth, doesn't mean you're bold

Maybe you should skip this one:

Just because we play the dozens, doesn't mean your mother is worth talking about.

Answer 3

Jelousy is unbecoming of you....

I'm a professional, don't try this at home...

What is this "retarded" you speak of Sir/Madam?

Answer 4

"I used to know a girl like that..."  In your case you would insert "boy or guy."  Saying at some of the most odd moments will leave people in stitches.

Answer 5

What business does a person with a minus in front of their IQ have calling me names?

Answer 6

Peabrained

doodiehead

Answer 7

'I know you are but what am i?'