Funny Debating topics? Need sparks of creativity. ?

Question

Any thoughts that come to mind, please let me know.

Even bi/lez topics- but it must be funny and light-hearted.

(Need 3 for this Dinner Evening Im hosting at my school)

Im thinking: The chick who got kicked off an air-liner for having a skirt that was "too short"..something like that (is it right) etc.

Answer 1

Needing/not needing phone books anymore

Answer 2

and also talk about lesbians and how they could be a little kinder to us men  

Answer 3

Whether toilet paper should hang so the paper unrolls down the front or down the back.