Funny Joke About Liverpool?

Question

I read this on here a while back.Im a massive utd fan & I hate Liverpool but even if you are a liverpool fan,I think you'll still laugh.

A g*y man walks into a tough Liverpool pub, and approaches a big scouser sat at the bar with his pint. Having a penchant for big men, the g*y man sidles up to him and whispers "Come with me and I'll give you a bl0wjob".

The big scouser straightens up with a roar of outrage, and belts this little g*y bloke across the room, before kicking seven colours of shite out of him and throwing him out of the door. Then he returns to his pint, still grumbling to himself.

"Bloody h**l" says the barman, "What did he say to you?"

"Not sure" says the scouser, "Something about giving me a job"

Funny??????

"Keep The Red Flag Flying High,Cause Man Utd Will Never Die!"

Answer 1

Where did you get that joke from? Your grandad's school diary?!?!?!

Grow up you little idiot, get some decent material!!!

Answer 2

Cool.

Am into anything that ridicules the Liverpool still-waiting-for-a Premier League championship winners.

My biggest wish this seaon is to c Liverpool gets relegated!! Lol tht would be fun

Answer 3

Alright, but not really laugh-out-loud funny.

Answer 4

That's pretty funny - and i am a liverpool fan

Answer 5

not funny hahah what score was it tonite hahahah

Answer 6

Nice joke! As soon as say anything about Everton i start getting thumbs down, mature guys! :)

Answer 7

not really funny at all tbh

better one

A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",

"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.

"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum b*****d. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said

"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,

"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the f****r with the door!"

Answer 8

LOL not bad

Answer 9

so so , heard better.