Funny Joke :) Rate 1-10

Question

There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.

He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"

A preacher walked by.

The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"

The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."

So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.

The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.

"Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."

The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"

THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."

As they ate, The preacher told his son.

"Son pass over that dam fish."

The son's eyes brightened.

"Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,

"Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"

Answer 1

6...it was getting good until the end ruined it. Change the ending and it could possible be a 9. :)

Answer 2

8

Answer 3

7

Answer 4

8 lol

Answer 5

Funny- 9.5

Answer 6

1.0 x 10^(-100000000)

i dont get last sentence

Answer 7

2

Answer 8

12 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :-D!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

1,

since you made that the lowest on the scale

Answer 10

1

Answer 11

what's the highest you can go? 10? more like 10,000!!! that was hilarious! :D

Answer 12

5

Answer 13

haha, 9!

Answer 14

4

Answer 15

10

Answer 16

3

Answer 17

100000000000   out of  10

Answer 18

Predictable punch line. Rating: 4.75.

Answer 19

Thats funny! An 8.

Answer 20

1. There was a much better one that my uncle told me about "dam fish." It was hilarious but it wasn't this story.

Answer 21

hahaha

6 or 7

Answer 22

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

7 it was clever, but not that funny

stick to reading dude

Answer 23

hmm. it wasn't c**p your pants funny, but it had potential. lol. ugh... 5

Answer 24

4.

Answer 25

3.25

Answer 26

OOH LA LA! That was outrageously funny! LMAO! I'll rate it 9+/10 and give you a Star as well!!!.

Answer 27

... 2/10. Sorry. I was expecting a bigger punch line.