Funny Jokes!!!?

Question

I thought these were funnie!i thought the second one was the best! wich one do u like?

1. A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

2. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

i like the second one better 2. the first one is old but you can find both of them as number 1 on most sites if you look up best jokes.

Answer 3

LOL!I really enjoyed the first one I aughed so hard!I would love to hear more jokes from you

!!

Answer 4

lol those were funny.  i like the 2nd one best, haha.  good ones!

Answer 5

Those are really good jokes!! Very funny!!!!

Answer 6

the first one was da bomb!!! you are good @ telling jokes!!

- mrs. jonathan taylor thomas ( in my dreams)

Answer 7

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