Funny Jokes?????????????

Question

I love hearing new jokes. Plus tell me what you think of mine.

A husband and wife went to a small get together and the other couples house.They had dinner then guys sat down and had beer and beef jerkey while watching the football game. After a while they were helping clean up the house.The wives were watching as they were putting the jerky into air-tight bags.Puzzled they asked why they were doing it. And they responded:

"We're putting it away so it will not dry up."

I hope it is kinda funny

Answer 1

A blonde suspected her husband was cheating. She bought a gun. One day  she came home from work early and found her husband making out with another girl on the couch. She points the gun to her head. The husband jumps up and yells "DONT DO IT" The blonde then says "shut the f up because ur next!"