Funny Qoutes?

Question

what is the fuuniest quotes or jokes you've heard

Answer 1

A man who throws salt over his shoulder for good luck gives the person behind him the impression that he has dandruff."

Answer 2

"I believe the children are our future...unless we stop them now." - Homer Simpson

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg

Answer 3

A man got out at the traffic lights cos he ran into a car.

Both of the cars pulled over.

A dwarf got out of the car that got hit and said to the driver who hit his car "Im not happy"

And the driver said "If your not happy than which one are ya?"

hahahahaha

do you get it? happy from the seven dwarfs.

Answer 4

"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.":))))

Answer 5

The funniest quote:

what is the fuuniest quotes or jokes you've heard ?

Answer 6

"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.

But I was not pleased to read the description in the

catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"

- Eleanor Roosevelt

Answer 7

"this isn't table 6..." *stand up, walk away*