Funny Questions..Do you like the answer?

Question

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an o****m and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Answer 1

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho hehhegegeyhtrfrytdfg lol

Answer 2

I found the 1st 1 funniest lol, even though i have a new car i dont have a monther-in-law so im not worried phew!  

Answer 3

A good collection.

Answer 4

I like the first one

Answer 5

Very good ,Thank you i needed a laugh.

Answer 6

LOL.

Yeah, hahahaha.

But then again, anything can make me laugh :P

Answer 7

Very good lol

Answer 8

Brilliant!  Absolutely Brilliant!  LMAO!!!.

Answer 9

Haha! These are good!

Answer 10

great

but my mother in law will never get in my car as she crashed my last one

Answer 11

=^B lol my favorite was the first 1 <(>_<)>

Answer 12

Alternatively,

A mixed feeling is a bisexual orgy...

The height of conceit is an MP deciding his/her salary increase (sorry, that's a statement of fact, not a joke)...

The definition of macho is machismo with fewer letters...

Answer 13

ha the first two are really funny. =]

Answer 14

i wonder how brainz got her top contributor!! lol :) by the way those jokes are funny!!