Funny Quotes?

Question

So, im looking for a really funny quote like this one:

"Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die."

Answer 1

Friends are like condoms....they protect you when things get hard.

Answer 2

When life gives you lemons......make grapjuice and let them wonder how you did it!

If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving is definitly not for you!

go to goodquotes.com    theyve got tons!

Answer 3

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Answer 4

A great web site with tons of useful quotations

http://www.5000quotations.com

Answer 5

go to laurensquotes.com...there are some cute ones there

Answer 6

" When on the ladder to success don't let the boys look up your dress !"

Answer 7

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb