Funny Quotes???

Question

I'm looking to make a new e-mail signature and I want it to be a funny saying or quote. Try to keep it PG though. lol. (It would be amaing if you could get a quote from an anime! Just tell me what it's from and who says it.) ;)

Answer 1

when one is cursed, two graves are dug.

Answer 2

"Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich."

Answer 3

A great web site with tons of useful quotations

http://www.5000quotations.com

Answer 4

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."- Charlie Brown