Funny Saying on an invitation for my 16 year old?

Question

I am having Big Birthday party for my 16 year old and I wanted her Invitation to say something really funny on it. Does anyone have any suggestions. I want people to laugh when they open it. We are a fun family, so I would like the invite to reflect that.

Answer 1

"Let Mama feed you! "

You can then add the time and place .

Answer 2

why not have an animation of something funny on the inside and say something like guess who party you're invited to  its........................ 16th birthday party at.............. and you are specially invited.

Answer 3

yo mama is so old that your sixteen,or like "i looked every where to find you a million dollars.............but guess what not one person i talked to would give it to me.or like i know your sixteen and you need a car so i don't know what to get you maybe a mustang or convertible or a hummer but i decided to get you a licon {and in the card tape a penny

Answer 4

"A decade and six years and still going strong!"

"Old enough to drive??? ARGHH"

"Gonna be 2.3 in dog years!"

Answer 5

"look out world, i'm the age of consent"

Answer 6

IM 16 Look Out World Im Here

Answer 7

im not sure for an invitation

but i remember seeing this brithday card a few years ago

and on the outside it said

"i wasnt sure if i wanted to get you a mercedes benz or a bmw for your birthday..."

and then on the inside it said

"so here is a shiny new lincoln"

[with a penny taped in the inside]

haha.

it was funny to me.

=]

Answer 8

FATHER KNOWS BEST!!

AND YOU SHOULD BE HERE AT ????PM.

FOR THE CELEBRATION OF ??????? BECOMING OF AGE TO PUT FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF ANYONE DRIVING.